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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'


My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'


I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped golfing.
 

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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs....
I watch The Golf Channel every chance I get. I roared when I read this one!
 
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