[mgiraz]

In a secret room at Invicta Headquarters a gathering takes place around a few packages that have been addressed to them.. On the wall hangs a picture of an inspirational figure to all that contribute to the Original Invicta forum:

He echoes their mantra " We never get any respect".:crying:

A conversation is taking place..Let's listen in.......

-banned: Stand back men...The Hamilton Boys have sent us some packages.

-Revolution : Hamilton? They're not American.

-markdl : What do we do now banned?

- banned - I've been a cop for over 15 yrs...I need to give you guys a lesson on how to protect the hood (Invicta Forum) from trolls. First we need to identify the troll enemies....(He pulls from his briefcase 3 pictures).

banned : These Rolex guys are big snoots..

Revolution : Yeah look at the snoot on that guy.

markdl : Let's get out of here.

banned : It's a picture stupid! They always come into our hood and chizzle our wizzle or something like that..they could have sent us these packages.

Revolution : Oh Boy! Rolex's..I always wanted....

banned : Shut up Revo, these guys can't come in here it's our turf. Here is a picture of the another troll we have to watch out for.......

markdl : Man those Omega guys are ugly.

banned: Not as ugly as what they say about our watches on our turf. I don't understand why they just can't stay in their own Forum?

Revolution : yeah..I just said something to get some kind of reaction and I got uh....some kind of reaction.

banned : Ok Ok now the worst of the worst is.......

markdl : let's get out of here! It's mother Rusty and is baby Hamilton Forum!

banned : Easy, easy markdl, I know it was tough on you when mother Rusty left to have this baby but you've come along way man.

Revolution : Don't worry markdl, Hamilton is not American no matter how they advertise it.

banned : You know he knows all of our weaknesses.

markdl ; You mean like loving Invicta?

banned : I'll pretend I didn't hear that...next time I'll put some funk on your fanny...You know I've been a cop for 15 years.

Revolution : Can we open one of the boxes now banned...please please..

banned : Ok be careful ! careful Wow!

banned: CHECK OUT THE GREAT WATCH !

revolution : It must be a skeleton, I can see all the innards.

markdl : Can I wear it first banned? Please huh Please!

banned : How stupid do they think I am.....You can't wear that...there's no strap!

revolution : I think Invicta got this one right..But it's not American.

banned: open the next one...I bet it's the strap!

markdl : WHOA! We're all cops now!

markdl : Just like you banned

banned: You know I've been a cop for 15 years and have never had a neat badge like this.

Revolution: Yeah..Now we can say anything we want on our Forum. We'll let people know when they've gone too far!

markdl : Yeah..we're the Invicta police..And nobody dissess
on our terp, I mean turpf....You know what I mean...Can I put on the watch now banned?

banned : No! Put on your badge and shut up...I give the orders here...Open the next package Revo!

Revolution : Alright MONEY! I can buy me a gently used Invicta Reserve now. resale on those are great ...pennies on the dollar!

banned : What does the note say..

markdl : Common

banned: I've been a cop for 15 years so let me get out my decoder ring .

Revolution : those pennies...are those American?

banned: Common, common money, common pennies, common cents...Common cents! That's it! They are telling us we have common cents!

markld : No ..these pennies were made in different years..we don't have common cents..

Revolution : I'll show them common cents...I'll let everyone know when they say something I don't like..I'll show 'em.

banned: THAT'S not American Revo....so shut up..

The End

 

[GradyPhilpott]

:lol:

 

[J. Fish]

wow!!! hahaha

 

[rm663]

someone has WAY to much time on his hands.

Ya got me to look though and it WAS funny!

Dave

 

[Scott D]

Oh man.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny, very creative.

When's the Mgiraz show coming to Atlanta? :thumbup1:

 

[Revolution]

It won't be too hard to catch one of you guys when you let your guard down. Haven't you heard, rats have a nose for cheese.

 

[Revolution]

BTW, great post mgiraz!:thumbup:

 

[foghorn]

Well done,Mike!!!:thumbup::thumbup1:

 

[Anthony]

Lmao!

 

[marcw]

:lol::lol::lol:
You Hammies are funny :thumbup:

 

[boscoe]

This is classic!
Brilliant satire. I love it.
A tip of the hat to you, sir!

 

[AutoMovt]

Can't we all just get along.

:T:T

Very nice story Mike.:thumbup1:

 

[banner]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can't believe I have been too nervous to come in here. Look what I missed!

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! Fine writing, and story telling.:thumbup:

BTW, you guys do know I only own one Invicta right?


Thanks for the Invicta badges, I'll give them to the other guys. I have a real Invicta badge, with the oath to destroy trolls that came with it. That was one tough swearing-in ceremony, let me tell you........ Mr. Lalo's command of the English language is not very good.

 

[Kramer]

always hammin' it up:001_tt2:

 

[banner]

I will let you Hamilton Soldja's know that I have quickly discontinued my attack on the Hamilton forum. I'm no punk, but I just don't feel at this time that I have the energy to undertake a campaign of terror, the likes of which you could not..........Anyway, to be honest, most of the guys over in Cheeseland are the "sensitive" type. They become upset when people have disagreements that don't even involve them, so I certainly cannot count on them to have my six in a real inter-forum war. Until I decide to put you guys on lock..........Farewell.

 

[eddiea]

C'mon banned....

I will let you Hamilton Soldja's know that I have quickly discontinued my attack on the Hamilton forum. I'm no punk, but I just don't feel at this time that I have the energy to undertake a campaign of terror, the likes of which you could not..........Anyway, to be honest, most of the guys over in Cheeseland are the "sensitive" type. They become upset when people have disagreements that don't even involve them, so I certainly cannot count on them to have my six in a real inter-forum war. Until I decide to put you guys on lock..........Farewell.

remember "If you can't beat them, join them" how 'bout swictching parties:wink:....Hillary did it back on her college days and look at her now ...running for president:biggrin: it works:thumbup1:

Awesome thread........you guys are something else:thumbup:

 

[Rusty]

Mr. banned, I'm proud of you.

All's well that ends well.

 

[numark]

Been gone for a few weeks. Judging by this thread I have been missing something. Funny stuff. :confused1::lol:

 

[Agent Orange]

thanks, mgiraz, for the hardest laugh I've had in a long time!

 

[Watchdog]

:lol::lol::lol: Very funny mgiraz.