LOL You know the old adage "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"? I'm old enough that I was standing over the shoulder of the author when he penned that old saw!
But seriously: Are you any good with a camera? You're cordially invited to share photos of any (real) watches you have with us. We do it every day on the daily What Are You Wearing (WRUW) thread in General Discussion.
And if you ever get the urge to sketch a Vacheron Constantin, I won't stop you.