[Elliot]

Please give me your most laughable quotes ever said or written about an Invicta product. The trick is to let us guess why it's funny.

Here's one from a Watch company on the 'bay:


The "Old Boy" network of charging extremely inflated prices for nice watches is something Invicta wants to end!


HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!! :001_tongue:

 

[banner]

Eyal on the shopping channel........."when you get this home and open the box, you will say to yourself Oh how horrible!"

 

[13ECHO]

"Sapphire Front and Back"

 

[jml]

"Look at that shine."

 

[jml]

"Isn't that impressive!"

 

[matsonjb]

"Look at the gold plating"

 

[Time2watch]

"its an unbelievable price"

 

[13ECHO]

"That is one masculine chunky piece"

 

[Revolution]

"this is that signature watch"

 

[13ECHO]

"We are going to go ahead and lock this thread down",


Various...

 

[Revolution]

"We are going to go ahead and lock this thread down",

 

[Agent Orange]

"We are going to go ahead and lock this thread down",


Various...

Houston, we have a problem with 13ECHO

 

[matsonjb]

"Affordable with Value Payments"

 

[Agent Orange]

"Eta movements harder to get"

 

[jml]

"Now, try this: Go to your favorite search engine; you know the one. Now type in "Stainless Steel, Sapphire Crystal, Diver". Now you look at what comes up and you try and find, and don't forget 300 meters, try and find one for less than $3000. Can't be done. Sure, you've all seen 'that' well known watch, you know the one, starts with an "R". You will not find the value for your money anywhere else than you will with Invicta."

 

[pablo7]

"theres only a few left at this special price once these are gone that's it folks.. let's add another minute to the clock for those folks that just tuned in" these are real swiss parts folks real swiss craftsmanship.." remember you can use flexpay thats only three payments of $26.48 a month

 

[jml]

"These are the watches all the stars are getting into."

 

[FreeDive]

"You'll never see this watch at this price again..."

 

[jml]

"This is a ONE TIME DEAL."

 

[AutoMovt]

At this price you can pick up 2 or 3.