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I BOUGHT A NEW BULL

We recently spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull.
We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even
look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's
possible with a bull.
Concerned about his abnormal behavior, I had the Vet come out to have a
look at him. After doing a thorough exam, he said the bull was very
healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed
him once per day.
Holy crap, I couldn't believe it!
The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows!
And some repeatedly. He even broke through the fence and bred all my
neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight.
He's like a machine!"

I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, . . . but
they kinda taste like peppermint.:001_tt2::001_tt2::001_tt2:
 

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I don't have any experience with cattle, but I do have chickens. Roosters are initially very tame, but start going nuts as soon as they reach maturity. You could have just waited a while rather than giving him pills to supercharge his gonads.

What you just did was akin to giving a 13 year old boy Viagra.
 
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