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Season 2: Episode 5






76e: Steve Martin / Kinky Friedman

Fido-Flex

Spokesman.....Steve Martin
Model.....Gilda Radner

Spokesman: Are you like most people? Do you long for a German Shephard that can tell time? Well, help is here!

[ trumpet fanfare ]

Introducting Fido-Flex! The Digital Watchdog! The only watch that nurses its young, and the only dog you can wear underwater! It's simple: [ demonstrates by pulling each individual ear ] ..pull the dog's left ear, it tells you the date. Pull the watch's right ear, it tells you the time. And.. pull the watch's tail, and it figures out your age in dog years.

It's durable, too. We took one of these digital watchdogs, and strapped it to the rotor of a speedboat, traveling from New York Harbor to Chesapeake Bay at the speed of 45 knots. And, after 17 hours.. it's still ticking! Stay!

Fido-Flex! The Digital Watchdog! For the man of the house.. or..

Model: Lady Fido-Flex, for the woman.

Spokesman: The Fido-Flex! The watch that guards itself.


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Hmnnnn, no responses. OK, what have you guys got against DOG WATCHES?

Huh? HUH? Do any of you own a watch that could bite you, soil your carpet, chase KATZ (or chase Mrs. KATZ when Mr. Katz is at work) and give you the time? :blink:
 
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