[boscoe]

Post your favorites here.

I'll start with Groucho's line:

Either my watch has stopped or this man is dead.

 

[muttley]

.... "with a face that could stop a clock."
Now that's ugly.... :scared:

 

[jdp87]

I don’t know what my favorite is but I know what my least favorite is..”That will be.......credit or debit?”

 

[behrman]

"A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure."

I can only imagine boscoe's confusion with 60. :001_tt2:

-Ben

 

[timefinder]

.... "with a face that could stop a clock."
Now that's ugly.... :scared:

Sounds like something Rodney Dangerfield would say!

 

[delta]

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

 

[mgiraz]

"I've seen better looking faces on a clock!" Not directed at you Boscoe.

 

[mgiraz]

Why do they call a watch a watch? Nobody watches a watch...You look at a watch or may peek at your watch....Why don't they call it a look?

Seinfeld

 

[Island Time]

even a broken watch is right twice a day

 

[Tom Barry]

From the great film "Casablanca:"
Mr. Leuchtag: Come sit down. Have a brandy with us.
Mrs. Leuchtag: To celebrate our leaving for America tomorrow.
Carl: Oh, thank you very much. I thought you would ask me, so I brought the good brandy. And - a third glass!
Mrs. Leuchtag: At last the day is came!
Mr. Leuchtag: Mareichtag and I are speaking nothing but English now.
Mrs. Leuchtag: So we should feel at home when we get to America.
Carl: Very nice idea, mm-hmm.
Mr. Leuchtag: [toasting] To America!
Mrs. Leuchtag: To America!
Carl: To America!
Mr. Leuchtag: Liebchen - sweetnessheart, what watch?
Mrs. Leuchtag: Ten watch.
Mr. Leuchtag: Such much?
Carl: Hm. You will get along beautiful in America, mm-hmm.
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[amwilliams9]

"Time is money....money is time":lol:

 

[cbeeches]

“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
....Einstein

 

[GradyPhilpott]

"He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."--William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), The Tempest, Act II scene 1

 

[wilfreb]

''from dream to reality, from the imagination t the wrist'' - Edouard Heuer.

''live every second like you mean it'' - Jean-Christophe Babin

 

[Rusty]

"Watch, me worry?"

 

[Island Time]

the watch may stop, but time never does!

 

[Catbird]

Not exactly a "watch" saying, but...

and

Killing Time

 

[J!m]

This one is my own, as far as I know:

"My watch doesn't tell the time; you have to read it."

:wink:

 

[two21b]

"Pipes are occasionally of extraordinary interest. Nothing has more individuality, save perhaps watches and bootlaces." - SH

 

[BrooklynMinute]

You wanna have a good time, you gotta have a good watch.