[timefinder]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!

What are parents favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night!

What do you call people afraid of Santa?
Claustophobics!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and snowman?
Frostbite!

What is brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies!

What kind of candle burns longer?
None. They all burn shorter!

How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep, crisp, and even!

:lol: :001_smile: :lol: :001_smile:

 

[diver88]

thats pretty good,

I like these light hearted , good natured threads... it warms the heart.

diver88

 

[WatchRob]

Perfect!:001_smile:

 

[timebender]

tis the season

thats pretty good,

I like these light hearted , good natured threads... it warms the heart.

diver88

Me too! There is way to much raunch in the world and Christmas is especially not the time for it.

 

[IDriveAnM5]

Nice post Timefinder! Thanks for helping me feel more in the Christmas spirit!!! Be well!