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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!
What are parents favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night!
What do you call people afraid of Santa?
Claustophobics!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and snowman?
Frostbite!
What is brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies!
What kind of candle burns longer?
None. They all burn shorter!
How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep, crisp, and even!
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Tinselitus!
What are parents favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night!
What do you call people afraid of Santa?
Claustophobics!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and snowman?
Frostbite!
What is brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies!
What kind of candle burns longer?
None. They all burn shorter!
How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep, crisp, and even!
:lol: :001_smile: :lol: :001_smile: