A caption competition (no prizes - just for fun)

I heard on the news about the huge shredder in New York where people were putting in their bad memories wrote down on paper, and other items into a huge shredder. When I heard it on the radio there was 3 people who said the following:
"I'm putting in a picture of my ex-fiance and his new girlfriend" Seems fair enough to me
The other persons comment I cannot remember but the third was a guy who said
"I'm putting in my watch, I just want to get rid of it" But why? I think the radio editing team cut his sentence short. So come on, finish off the sentence. Here's my go

.......because I'm sick of people asking if my Rolex is fake!