[Fergie]

I heard on the news about the huge shredder in New York where people were putting in their bad memories wrote down on paper, and other items into a huge shredder. When I heard it on the radio there was 3 people who said the following:
"I'm putting in a picture of my ex-fiance and his new girlfriend" Seems fair enough to me
The other persons comment I cannot remember but the third was a guy who said
"I'm putting in my watch, I just want to get rid of it" But why? I think the radio editing team cut his sentence short. So come on, finish off the sentence. Here's my go

.......because I'm sick of people asking if my Rolex is fake!

 

[foghorn]

......because I can't bear to have it sent "overseas" for repair again!!

 

[LarryD]

...'Cause I'm tired of kids seeing my Speedy and saying.."Hey mister, your watch stopped ! "


:cool1:

 

[timebender]

cause my wife did not know I bought another one and if she sees this she will shred me!:scared:

 

[behrman]

...I'm just killing some time.

 

[AutoMovt]

...because I need to make space for the 2008 additions.

 

[timefinder]

"To all the liberals, please attach self to this paper!"

:001_tt2: :001_tt2: :001_tt2:

 

[timebender]

"To all the liberals, please attach self to this paper!"

:001_tt2: :001_tt2: :001_tt2:

To all the hard right and hard left, this is what you are doing with your country's time!:cursing:

 

[GradyPhilpott]

...because it's a Wenger.

 

[timebender]

...because it's a Wenger.

that is a good one!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[ecm3]

because I misplaced the cheese yellow box it came in.

 

[lightman]

...to see if it really does keep on tickin