On a recent trip to the mall, I visited several watch dealers checking out different pieces. And it occurred to me that most people in jewelry stores don't have a clue on what they are trying to sell. Like "This watch is set with the atomic clock" (It didn't), or "this crystal is scratch proof" (they were referring to a mineral crystal).
Thought it would be a cool thread. What is the craziest thing you have been told or overheard a sales person say at a store?