Boscoe's REAL identity!!!!

[bullandvodka]

Some things are meant to be left mysterious. Boscoe isn't a man, he's a shadowy force of nature and trying to pigeon hole him into any category is bound to be useless. You can't contain him with even a list of generalizations. As such, he doesn't exist in our world. His realm is the illusive quantum one where he is only bound to the heisenberg uncertainty principle. You can measure his speed or position, but not both. At almost 13.5K posts, his effect on our world only grows stronger even as his identity becomes less and less attainable.

To know the Boscoe is to know one's self. I'd like to think there is a little Boscoe in all of us.

[Agent Orange]

Actually, I started my career as a sportswriter at one of America's Top 10 newspapers. I'm not a sports fan, but I did it to get my break into the biz. Migrated to the "real world" after a few years.

:D:D:D

By America's Top 10 newspapers you mean the National Enquirer or the Weekly World News, correct:D

[Scott D]

Actually, I started my career as a sportswriter at one of America's Top 10 newspapers.

Ok, I just can't resist. I've tried for the last 3 hours & got to give in.. But I gotta say....


Well, yea.. When there's only 5 newspapers in America wayyy back then isn't that a given????





of course I'm just kidding pal.....

[Houston]

Hard to say who he is. He has a seKret AgenT watch so he could be one of those too.

Who knows...

Don't suppose there's much to gain by asking if The Real BosKoe would please stand up, is there? :D:D:D


Y'all be well now palZ



ZIN

[boscoe]

By America's Top 10 newspapers you mean the National Enquirer or the Weekly World News, correct:D

No, those are magazines. But I have worked at the tabloids - but not the Weekly World News.

[boscoe]

Ok, I just can't resist. I've tried for the last 3 hours & got to give in.. But I gotta say....


Well, yea.. When there's only 5 newspapers in America wayyy back then isn't that a given????





of course I'm just kidding pal.....

Actually, I was the city editor of the nation's oldest daily newspaper. It went out of business after I left....

[Revolution]

You're not typing from "The Ranch" are you?

[triton]

Some things are meant to be left mysterious. Boscoe isn't a man, he's a shadowy force of nature and trying to pigeon hole him into any category is bound to be useless. You can't contain him with even a list of generalizations. As such, he doesn't exist in our world. His realm is the illusive quantum one where he is only bound to the heisenberg uncertainty principle. You can measure his speed or position, but not both. At almost 13.5K posts, his effect on our world only grows stronger even as his identity becomes less and less attainable.

To know the Boscoe is to know one's self. I'd like to think there is a little Boscoe in all of us.

[foghorn]

OK-I hope he doesn't get mad but here is a rare picture of Boscoe at work,posting feverishly here at WTF.

[Agent Orange]

No, those are magazines. But I have worked at the tabloids - but not the Weekly World News.

That was a loose interpretation, bos. There was a scene in the Mike Meyers movie, "So I Married An Axe Murderer," in which his mom refers to the Weekly World News as "The Paper."